Date: Mon, Mar 3, 2008 at 3:27 PM
Subject: Monday, March 03, 2008
Monday, March 03, 2008
At Sea On The Way Back Home. Last Day
That’s it. Unless something very unusual happens, This is the end of the blog for this cruise.
Kids, my kids that is. I do have some news for you. You know that picture I sent the other day? The one of me with my girlfriend. Well, I was trying to break it too you gently. I had this feeling something was going to happen to your mom. Last night it happened. She must have fallen off the balcony or something. She cannot be found, but not to worry. She was not wearing any of her jewelry and all of her credit cards are still here. See, I just knew something like that was going to happen. I must be psychic or is it psycho? Whatever.
So you will be getting a new mom. Seeing as how she is younger then any of you, you may not want to call her mom. Her name is Lollipop but I just call her Candy. She must know all about diabetes because she calls me Sugar. She is the social hostess on the ship but she swears she has no social diseases.
She may not be able to pronounce prenuptial, nor has she a clue what it means, but she will sign one. So you are still safe.
Okay, so I’m just bored. Mom is really up there packing and I don’t like to do that kind of stuff. Come to think of it, I can’t think of anything I like to do that might be considered work. So I came down here to check on my mail and my stocks. Looking at the stocks was a very bad idea.
Everybody must be bored because there is a line waiting to use the computers. A woman next to me is playing solitaire and I can see another guy is just sitting in front of the computer doing nothing. Maybe he is asleep. As long as these inconsiderate jerks are just making others wait for no good reason, I will just see if I can waste more time then they can.
By the way. Whatever you do. Don’t mention my little joke about a new mom or you will need a new dad I’m pretty sure.
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